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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Chapter 142

Section One: Punch

Below is an extract from a conversation. Sit back, take a sip of coffee and enjoy!

Mr Su: Yi An, where is your bio file?
Yi An: Oh, i got my file, but i haven't hole punch the papers yet.
Mr Su: I punch you then you know. (clenches fist and raising it.)

Section Two: The imbalanced scene at the train

I walked out of the mrt of the red-line (a.k.a. NS Line)
It was Bishan station.
I walked towards the escalators.
Just at this time, two students were dashing their way up to catch that train before the doors close.
The lights were blinking already.
The doors were closing already.
The first boy who got there gave up.
The second boy just dashed his way in.
By the time he was directly outside the doors, the doors were already more than 50% closed.
The gap left was only sufficient for a midget, entering sideways.
Nevertheless, he squeezed through the doors, more flexible than spongebob squarepants.
The doors froze for a second (or was it just me)
Before closing tightly.
He succeeded in entering before the doors closed.
Which was totally unacceptable according to smrt.
The people around me turned over and stared at the whole show.
Shocked expressions were on the faces of many.
The person infront of me exclaimed "oh my gosh."
While some just go "wtf"

Section Three: Listening Compre

List compre A lvl is supposed to start at 3pm but we were asked to report at 2.30. The invigilator was nice and the atmosphere was more relaxed than o lvls, due to the nice-ness of the invigilator. He didnt scold when we make noises, before the test, that is.
It was more difficult than the 2 practices we had... And i think i got a careless mistake.. and you must be thinking "how the hell do u get careless mistake for listening compre?"
Well... I read the question wrongly -.-

Section Four: Moderation

Moderation is always good :)
+7 marks for maths to give me my B, that accounts for the careless mistakes i got :(
+2 marks for econs. That'll give me an E from S. :)
I wish for more moderation :D Moderation is students' best friends :D (maybe with the exception of those who get results that are deemed undesirable by peers.)

Section Five: Survey

Our group is doing a survey for PW. You know what to do :D
Help me by taking the survey.

Regardless of whether you know me or not,
whether u are a fan of this blog,
or just a stalker,
or just a passerby,
or just a stranger,
or just someone who is crazy/mad about me,
just help me do my survey :D Thanks.

I can help u with ur survey as well.. the tagboard is your friend.

By doing my survey, you will be blessed.
Blessed with what u might ask.

Students that are below 6 shouldn't be taking this, so nothing for them.
Students in pri sch, will get to flying colours for PSLE
Those in sec sch will ace the o lvls
Those in JC ...

And you thought i was going to say ace A lvls? NO.
Those in JC will get A for PW :D
JC2? Ace A levels.

Poly students? A for your exams and all the best for GPA.
Adults and others: Your wish will come true.

So what are u waiting for? Do my survey NOW!

I know u are giving me the -.- face. I can see through YOU!

Ok, here is the link: SURVEY

Thanks a lot :D
A kind deed a day will make you feel better :D


kamikorosu @ 9:43 PM
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