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Monday, May 31, 2010

Chapter 126 - The long awaited chapter

Section 1: Priceless

I said that Yi an's artistic work is priceless.

Priceless to the extent that no one wants to buy it :D

In other words, ITS FREE!!!!!

Section 2: Cross Country

As promised in the previous chapter, this section will cover events abt cross country on thursday.
Not as bad as the previous cross country where adrenaline rush was maximum then... cause i dont know my way there... and im following people i dont know and praying they'll know the way there... If you saw my previous post on cross country during sec sch, which was way back, u know the trauma i got from then :X That time, i just followed some xms ppl blindly... and then .. the group of girls just ran into the lift and went upstairs into some random building of hdb flat..which owned me flat! THANKFULLY there was this guy there too. luckily, he roughly know how to get there and i just followed him to the destination at bishan park, though we're late then LOL.
And i practically walked throughout the whole of cross country that time.

As for now, walking CANNOT be in the list! Cause im in competitive run.. accompanying my classmates, yeah the class guys just joined for fun, joy and laughter.
Ok, lets start all e way back to from school. We went to eat the packed lunch which had chicken, rice, egg and veggies. I didnt eat the veggie. AND bing hui and junfeng freaking gave me an egg each!!! That means i need to consume 3 EGGS!!!
Ok, i ate all :X except an egg yolk.
Then set off for pasir ris park. Took the mrt- NS - Circle - EW

Reached pasir ris, walked thru mangroves, somehow partial lost our way, met red cross ppl, who led us there.
The teachers started running 5 mins before us. My maths and bio teacher running.
ok, our turn came. And we ran!
Soon we lost sight of binghui, matthew and josh.
Left yi an, me and junfeng.
yi an's pace is horrifying crazy, too fast for me to catch up with and besides, im suffering from stitch... so i decided to pace with junfeng! :D Which made lives easier.
Ran and ran and ran , stich getting worse and worse and worse.
I almost wanted to walk as the stitch is unbearable.. but junfeng advised me against it and i cont jogging ..
then we met yi an again, who slowed down his pace to wait for us. Then he ran off again... Then 1 more cycle of this.
Then we meet yi an again LOL. This time he's suffering from stitch and jf and i overtook him lo.
So in the end, i ran wif jf, wif yi an out of sight.
Then, jf jus asked me to run w/o him, then i just said ok.
And i ran at my own pace. The road marshalls are bad people, they keep saying "Reaching soon" like 121142535 times already and still hearing that :X Until the point where "100m left" came, i know its really ending soon... so i jus jogged abit more and dashed and ended the race, overtaking some walkers in the process. Hmm i must admit i'm happy to not see yi an overtaking me! :D Cause he have been doing so for the past few times during pe :X

After that, i drank 5 packets of HtwoO LOL, i broke my own record :X
Oh, and matthew got second for Jc1 boys. Congratulations to him!

Oh, and i forgot to mention that james sucks. he overtook me and said this to his fren: "I just want to overtake my friend." BASTARD RIGHT! I'm sure you agree ;D

Then went to the shopping mall there, forgot what its called.. and ate dinner wif matt, jf and yian. Then went home.

Section 3:

Just a piece of advice. If you know mr ong junjie, go add him on fb. His status damn funny and hilarious de! :D But try to ignore parts where he complained abt students (us).


kamikorosu @ 8:24 PM

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Next Chapter will be on Cross Country.

Look at the time i posted this :X

So... I will not post it now. Bye!


kamikorosu @ 1:40 AM

Monday, May 24, 2010

Watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHZzObQUgE8


kamikorosu @ 11:03 PM

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Chapter 125

Section 1: The Era

I got the "The Era" CD by Jay Chou on 21/5 from CD-rama at hougang mall. :)
I'm puttin it on the playlist at windows media player and listening to it.

Section 2: Cross Country

I feel worried for cross country that is coming up on thurs :X I am in the list in the competitive runners ... some of our class guys join for fun, so am i... And yi an has better stamina than me... so i'll have to depend on junfeng to run tgt during that day...
And i fear seeing normal runners overtaking me... abit embarrassing ah... u know...

Section 3: Double Doors

Thought of Counter Strike when u saw this?
Well, regret to inform u that this isnt on counter strike...
Ok, our sch classrooms have 2 doors (well, i think many schools' classrooms have 2 doors or more too...) 1 front door and 1 back door (duh!) and junfeng and yi an likes to walk in from one door and exit from the other when walking pass.... on the condition that there is no teacher in the classs.... there was this once when they did it with students in the class, and the students were stunned by them LOL. ok, thats not the main point yet.
So what i like to do is to rush forward to the other door when they enter the front door, and slam the back door! to own them LOL.

Section 4: Library

Made my own personal record for being the last to leave the library with my grp, we're doing gpp that time until the library closed. When we exited, the librarian walked out too and locked up the library LOL. Hardworking ! :D
Oh, and before that, we're discussing what to do if the library locked us up. Suggestions like using the fire extinguisher to break the windows, using computer to smash it, etc were raised. lol, isnt that hilarious? of course it is! Don't deny it.


kamikorosu @ 1:19 AM

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Chapter 124

Section 1: Mousehunt

Yay, i caught the monster mouse! like finally lol...

Section 2: Econs Test

Had econs lecture test today. Quite ok... should do well..i hope .. Well, some things i studied didnt come out... well i tot that they wont come out in the first place.. but to play safe, i did study them... lol , to think of it, what a waste of time -.-

Section 3: Trip To School

Well, today's trip to sch was kinda diff. (19/5/10) Ok here's the story: (enjoy!)
The lift doors open.
I walked out (obviously)
I saw nich lim.
I turned to my right and saw a man and a girl. They looked familiar somehow.
The man said something like "come with us"
I searched my brain library and went to the memory section and i recalled that that is his dad and sis.
So I understood whats going on after stunned for 2-4 seconds.
So his dad fetched him and I to sch cause it was rainin and his sis wanted to go to NYP for sports day. Well, idk why sports day is held in NYP.. oh, i rmb what his dad said just now.. He still said "its on the way."
So his dad fetched us to sch and we alighted at... the school obviously -.-

Ok end of story LOL. ok, lets elaborate on my feelings, nervous lo, what else lol.

Section 4: Flower

A: There is something on my mind that i had always wanted to tell you.
B: What is it?
A: In my eyes, you are a flower.
B: Oh, i'm so touched, what flower?
A: Venus flytrap!

ok, i know venus flytrap is a plant, not a flower... but, i just tot of this joke after watching 想握你的手 at channel 8.

Section 5: Jay Chou

His album is leaked again sadly.. its leaked by the album producers or should i say, manufacturers, in china. But 1 song is not leaked as it is censored in china i think... (well, thats what the forum says lol.) Oh, btw i havent got the cd yet. No notice from cd-rama yet and there isnt time to get it...

Section 6: PW Lecture

Before you start perspiring at the sight of the word "PW", no worries! I'm talking abt something funny.
Before the lecture was lunch. After lunch, junfeng, matthew, yi an and I entered the audi. Initially we wanted to wait for the lecture, but there was maths lecture going on. So we waited at the place between the 2 doors, 1 door lead to audi, the other lead to outside. The four of us sit there, ppl who came in were stunned! LOL. Luckily, all stunned people from our own class, if not its very awkward.


kamikorosu @ 9:53 PM

Friday, May 14, 2010

Chapter 123

Section 1: NAPFA

Ok, i finally passed NAPFA. :D I failed the first time... thanks to standing broad jump. It requires 206 cm at 16 yrs old... i jumped 205, missed by ONE cm and i failed..
Now, the retake occured AFTER my birthday, which makes me 17... unlucky ttm.
Ok... so this is the retake NAPFA:

I went to ask one of the PE teacher if i'm considered 16 or 17... The minute i mentioned now my bdae has passed, she said "too bad." -.- Ownt. She added "Be a man" -.- I felt owned ..
Ok, started with standing broad jump. 213 cm :D (the passing mark has increased from 206 to 210) and the teacher doesnt know that that is a pass for guys... until she checked the paper and found out -.- Speechless..

Next up was sit and reach. The teacher said "arms straighten" I dont know what that means... so i just make my hands straighter but still pointing downwards... actually she meant arms straighten, hands pointing forward to the metal thing used in sit-and-reach.... was too nervous thats why .. 42 cm.

Ok this was hell. Pull up. The passing mark has raised from 1 to 2 because im 17... AND i can only do one as of the last NAPFA... omg, to add on, the tester is the head of PE who is the strictest of all and fierce... even a volcanic eruption is nowhere near that level of fierceness... so that makes me nervous and scared... But to my surprise, i managed to do 2 and i passed. He said this: "You pass ah? Must train more, must get at least silver next year for NS."

Next was more scarier... well the test just got more and more scarier!!!
Shuttle run. I managed a whooping 9.9secs the last NAPFA. And this time i got 11.3 and 11.0 and the passing mark is 10.9 secs... This is due to the fact that the MPH is more slippery than the basketball court... (MPH= Multipurpose Hall, 1st napfa shuttle run conducted at basketball court) So, i told the teacher this and she told me to take off my shoes. So i managed a 10.2 and passed :D I thanked the teacher for the 3rd attempt of course.

Last station sit ups... my stomach muscles are weak, so its a concern too... Nevertheless, 33. Pass (passing is 31) YAY i passed LOL.

Section 2: Civics Lesson

I came up with some maths stuff after civics lesson. They're talking abt NS...
We were discussing how can we do away with NS.
So this is my theory, AKA NLZZ's theorem:

As world peace -> reality,
NS -> 0

( -> means approaches)
Ok, i'll explain abit here... As world peace approaches reality means that world peace can never be obtained, it can only go near it, aka approach, reality. World peace can only be a dream. When that happens, NS approaches zero, aka doing w/o NS. But that will never happen as it only approaches zero and can never be zero.

Section 3: Chinese Lesson

My teacher said that someone wrote the followin essay:
The brother and himself were sitting in a car, he is the driver and is drinkdriving and he knocked down someone. But he hit-and-run. When they reach home, the police is already outside waiting for them.

My teacher commented that this is not possible as the brother is beside him ALL the time, so how come he doesnt know that the brother has called the police!?!?
Don't tell me the brother sms-ed a friend, asking him to call the police?
Then this idea came to my mind: maybe, there is a police sms service. The brother sms-ed the police, informing them about it LOL.

Oh, yi an has a creative way of writing the essay also. He said that after the accident, the driver managed to escape overseas and hide for few years.... (that sounds ridiculous LOL. but the part following is MORE RIDICULOUS, so prepare to laugh till your stomach aches!)

Then, when the driver came back from overseas, nothing has been mentioned about the accident. THEN HE FOUND OUT THAT HIS CAR HAD ONLY HIT A LAMPPOST! and not a human... EPIC STORYLINE! Credit: Yi An

Section 4: Economics Lesson

The teacher plotted:
a) The supply curve
b) The demand curve

The teacher said: These curves are the supply and demand curve. But they can also mean another thing. (The teacher then fills in the axis for both graphs)

a) Noise Level plotted against time graph
b) Movement speed of students plotted against time graph

Well, it is hard to comprehend... just draw them out and you will get it...
But in the case if you never took econs subject before... u can try google search for demand and supply curves!

Section 5: Biology

What do you call a person who hates BIO?

Credit: Matthew


kamikorosu @ 11:46 PM

Monday, May 10, 2010



This is some sort of "trailer" chapter. haha. Don't really make sense but nvm, thats not impt.

I passed my NAPFA :D :D :D I shall elaborate on the next chapter on this. Thats why this post is called the "trailer" get it?

Oh, enjoy the song of the vid posted above. 超人不會飛 - 周杰倫. Its a new song found in the newest album "The Era" and that album is yet to be out... awaiting...


kamikorosu @ 11:00 PM

Saturday, May 08, 2010

Chapter 122

Section 1: Some Jokes

Here are some jokes from my master, ofc credits to him.

Jokes:

1. You are the sodium hydroxide, and i am the hydrochloric acid, i neutralise you.

2. You are the hydrochloric acid, and i am the universal indicator, i bring colour to your life.

3. Pick up line from master's facebook: "I'm not Matthew, but I heard that guy is AWESOME."

If you want to laugh more, sadly i dont have any more jokes to the moment that i can recall of... So you can watch the "just for laugh, gags" to laugh! They introduced the asia edition on fridays...

Section 2: Mousehunt

I'm close to my ACRONYM trap. Just around 100k more and a scrap metal to it :D

Section 3: Miscellaneous

Ouch, i hate the cut i have in my mouth... i cut my mouth with a disposable spoon.. ok dont laugh -.- I was trying to eat the cream inside and stuck it until it cut my mouth !!
And i got ulcer and sore throat now -.- It sucks, the throat feels unbearable every now and then :X Don't really feel like eating la..

Oh, some free advertising for capi! Visit: http://www.formspring.me/Capi93
Note: This advertisement is NOT done by request but i just wanted to do it for him.
Actually i dont really know what the site does LOL.

Section 4: Jay Chou

I'm still waiting for that "The Era" album... around 6 more days? Really feel like hearing it immediately now lol..

Ahh i'm currently out of ideas of what to post... so just enjoy this post to the fullest as far as possible!


kamikorosu @ 12:40 AM

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Chapter 121

Section 1: Chemistry Lesson

First thing we did was a Timed Assignment on Atomic Structure. Finished it and did peer marking. Halfway through the fire alarm goes~~~ There was FIRE in the physics lab! Well, probably due to the hotness emitted by my master, if not how the hell did a physics lab get on fire?!?!?! It's not even like chem lab where chemicals add here and there and VIOLA, here comes the kaboom! ok sry. Maybe its due to friction? Too much friction causing the lab to go on fire? Or some retarded shining the sunlight into a paper or curtain or some sort? Well, none of that happened. LOL. It was just an fire emergency exercise, the fire was fake, it was just a practice lol. One more thing, it is lucky for us, we dont need to do mass dance after the fire drill!! LOL, well, that happened in srjc if im not wrong...

Ok the sun was damn hot, maybe my master's giving too much hotness to the sun and he just cant help it :X ok, after the exercise was over, back to the chem lesson. My chem teacher was asking for tissue from the girls, but no one has it. So i offered LOL. Stereotyping that only girls have tissues... but nvm. She praised me for being a "family man" "carrying tissue" "nice person" and i was stunned and going "i will not bring tissues in future." LOL. Well, of course im nice! nevertheless to say. :D

Ah anyways its just sad that the chem teacher's leaving after this week... cause she's just a trainee teacher. Nvm, Mrs Ong is good too ;D Haiz.. why must good teachers leave... why cant that other fellow leave faster..

Section 2: Chinese Lesson

Ok, 听写 again LOL. Its getting fun somehow, although JC ppl shldnt be doing spellin at this age lol. Oh and 默写 too... memorising that is... that is for us to rmb how to write the 主题.
Oh, and Yi An still hasnt done his compo that was due like 1318919138 days ago... imba, and the teacher hasnt asked him for it or mentioned a single word abt it... maybe she hasnt marked it haha.

Section 3: Chem Lecture

I felt owned at the start when the mike didnt work during chem lecture. The lecturer was going "any AVA reps here can help, apparently the mike isnt working" The class shouted my name and i was like going wth, how on earth do i know how to fix a mike!?!?! ok, nvm, since the teacher like didnt really catch that ;D Anyways, there are like AVA reps in every class.. so yeah..

Section 4: Bio Lesson

No, im not gonna talk abt the bio lesson but instead, what happened during that. There was this trend going on in facebook for my class people. It started off with yi an, creating his facebook name as Howard Tan Su Yuan... then bing hui followed by changing his name to Edward Tan Su Zhi... then my master changed his name is Hogwards Tan Shu Fu. Epic name, well... thats my master ;D Always epic, stunning and HOT! LOL. Well im cool ;D so im his student :D Oh talking abt me being cool, i shall share what i said today...
The girls were saying that "Nicholas, your position very good leh, under the fan"
I replied "oh, no wonder i dont feel hot at all."
Then the teacher was saying that we feel hot because we are all hot people!
Then the girls say "Nicholas, that means you are not hot."
I replied "I'm cool what!" LOL. I made my group burst out laughing... ok hope u are laughing too to this joke :D

Section 5: Jay Chou

The New album of Jay Chou coming soon!!! I cant wait to get it!!! There's this song called 晴天過後, might be the 2nd part to the song 晴天? Well, i dont know, just a conjecture. aiya, i want to get it asap la!!! :D


kamikorosu @ 10:09 PM

Saturday, May 01, 2010

Chapter 120

Section 1: The most important day

Today is the most important day out of the 365 on Earth, cause an important figure landed on Earth today! Nevertheless, you would have guessed who he was.. well, there's only 1 important figure that you'll need to remember! :D

Many thanks to all those that wished me happy birthday!

I recorded them down in a list to prove to you that i appreciate all your well wishes! :D

Well before that, lets talk about what happened in sch today. After bio lect, the class leader said that mr alex lee wants to meet us :X sian, i wondered what issit this time... at that time.
Then it ended up to be a surprise birthday celebration for teck chuan and me.. they were waiting for the pizzas to arrive lol. :D Teck's bdae was 29 and mine was 1st, so they celebrated in the middle of the 2 dates, 30 apr. LOL. 2 vege pizzas and 2 hawaiian. Obviously, i took the hawaiian one cos i liked hawaiian pizzas :D
Anyways, thanks for the celebration! (Although i think only yi an will read this when he's bored... I dont think anyone else from 17/10 does read this..)

Ok, here is the list of the "happy birthday" i got from: (The list will be updated throughout whenever im free, one person's name can only appear once!)

In order of time:

30/4 12.15pm++ Class 17/10 (Real life)
30/4 Around 8pm Andy (facebook)
1/5 12 midnight Darren Leong (Dota Game)
1/5 12 midnight Mao Ziyuan (Dota Game)
1/5 12 midnight Vanessa Lam (Real life)
1/5 12.06am Hui Ting (Msn)
1/5 12.07am Junhao (facebook)
1/5 12.11am Shi Ming (Msn)
1/5 12.13am Kok Hwee (facebook)
1/5 12.26am Yong Chuan (facebook)
1/5 12.26am Dad (Real Life)
1/5 12.28am Daniel Lo (facebook)
1/5 12.31am Desmond Ser (facebook) [Nicholas Khaw put +1 at the comment -.-]
1/5 12.35am Li Wei (facebook)
1/5 12.36am Tuck Heng (facebook)
1/5 12.41am Moyra (facebook)
1/5 12.55am Shili (facebook)
1/5 1.19am Alsen (facebook chat)
1/5 ~2 am Marcus Low (facebook)
1/5 ~8am Jiayun (facebook)
1/5 ~8am Zhiling (facebook)
1/5 ~8am Nwe (facebook)
1/5 ~9am Xin Tian (facebook)
1/5 9.36am Sheryl Tan (sms)
1/5 9.45am Aunt Adeline (sms)
1/5 ~10am Valerie Tan (facebook)
1/5 ~10am Pamelyn (facebook)
1/5 ~10am Arthus (facebook)
1/5 ~10am Shiyang (facebook)
1/5 10.53am Yi An (sms)
1/5 ~11am Seemin (facebook)
1/5 ~11am Nich Lim (facebook)
1/5 12 noon Matthew (sms)
1/5 ~1pm April (facebook)
1/5 ~2pm Hui Cheng (facebook)
1/5 ~2pm Royce (facebook)
1/5 ~2pm Wei De (facebook)
1/5 ~2pm Charmaine Cheong (facebook)
1/5 ~2pm Louis Teo (facebook)
1/5 ~3pm Leong Shuen (facebook)
1/5 ~3pm Keith (facebook)
1/5 ~3pm Bing Hui (facebook)
1/5 ~4pm Clarinda (facebook)
1/5 ~4pm Rui Quan (facebook)
1/5 ~4pm Jacquelyn (facebook)
1/5 ~5pm Randolph (facebook)
1/5 ~6pm Eileen Ang (facebook)
1/5 ~7pm Dabo (facebook)
1/5 ~7pm Samson (facebook)
1/5 8.51pm Wenyi (sms)
1/5 9.38pm Bun (facebook)
1/5 10.15pm Joseph (facebook)
1/5 10.28pm Kuan Hao (facebook)
1/5 ~11pm Joey (facebook)
1/5 near 12midnight Junhua (facebook)

Sorry for any miss outs and wrong recordings of any timings if any.
The order might be incorrect cause facebook gives some timings as around 3 hrs ago, around 4 hrs ago, etc etc.

So this is the list. I wonder if anyone will wish after today -.-

Section 2: NAPFA

NAPFA simply sucks.
Pull up i did 1 to pass.
Shuttle Run 9.9! A.
Sit and reach i think i got B.
Sit ups, managed 35 i think, D.
Standing Broad Jump SUCKS la i failed by 1cm -.-
2.4km I got 8th position, 11:03 mins B

The worst thing is not abt that 1cm fail of standing broad jump... but is that the retest is after my bdae... so... PLUS ONE to my age and harder... need to jump 5 more cm for broad jump :X and do 1 more pull up to pass !!! WHAT THE HECK!

Section 3: The birthday celebration

Ok, ate Swensons, ate Breaded Chicken and Cookie Summit!
Thanks to my sis for making me a customised cake that costs around 20+ dollars! I'm touched :) THANK YOU VERY MUCH! :)


kamikorosu @ 1:05 AM
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