7am wake up in the morning (not singing Rebecca Black's Friday here... but...) and I went to prepare myself.
Set off to pay a visit to CMPB. Went to the canteen to take a drink of soya bean, while my dad ate something (which i could not recall) I then entered the building and presented my completed questionnaire and IC. I was redirected to the area where phototaking occurs.
To my alarm, the guy there says that the fringe shouldn't cover the forehead at all...and we are to comb it... it seems... (beyond the point where words can explain.) Quickly took the photo and left for the next station.
The next station up was urine test. That was faster than I expected... thankfully, I had heed my cousin's advice and not urine before the whole test. Time to put the pee to good use. Took up a small bottle, when into the toilet and .. (shall not elaborate due to the fact that this page should be available to General Viewing.) Did the urine test, showed the person the strip of paper and it was fine.
Went inner for a blood test. The first thing that the person asked me kinda surprised me a little. He asked "Do you play computer games?" Me: "Yes" Him: "What computer games do you play?" Me: "Erm... warcraft 3" Him: "Do you play counter strike?" Me: "Erm.. last time I played it." Him: "Not now anymore?" Me: "Ya." Him: "So you played counter strike 1.6?" Me: "No, condition zero." Him: "Oh, condition zero." --- The rest of the conversation are blood test related.--- Before the injection of the needle, I could see my whole vein already lol. Then he inserted the needle... it was more painful than I expected.. And he drew a syringe of blood.
Then there is this survey asking about their services.... Maybe that is why the guy chated with me LOL - to get imbalanced survey response... haha or maybe he wants to find people to play counter strike with him LOL. I played along and gave the best responses possible.. something I dont really do often..
--- The following tests to come are not in order (because I had forgotten the order...)---
Hearing Test: Went into an enclosed room, headphones on, supposed to raise hand upon hearing the sound... while everybody else outside stares on at you... The worse thing is that you keep raising your hand inside, and everyone seemed as if they are looking at a fool (who keeps raising up his hands...) ...
Eye Test: The staff scanned my spectacles.. and I was to read one line of alphabets as if I'm at the optician lol.. very quick process. Nothing much.
Teeth Test: You sit on a dental-type-of-chair and the "dentist" checks upon your teeth for any decay/missing/normal tooth.. The person infront of me didnt fare too well with some "missing teeth" and abit "decay" As for me, the person keeps saying the same thing "undecay" over and over until the whole check is over. And here we go all over again.
X-ray Test: Take off shirt and lie in front of smth to scan the top part of the body and thats it.
--- I can't remember any more tests except the medical screening at the last part---
Medical screening station requires us to take off the shirt again and our socks and shoes...
Speaking of this... many people did not follow the instructions and they didnt really bother... first of all, the hair was supposed to be neat and clean ... and then you see people with hair that can be used to mop the floor when inverted. Next, they said NO SLIPPERS ARE ALLOWED. Guess what? Next, isnt there supposed to be no camera phones... and I saw one guy playing away with the iphone -.-
Ok, back to the screening. 1st of all, height and weight. Then blood pressure. Then came this PCG thing which I dont know what that is... and is too lazy to google it. They just use alot of clip-like-things to clip your legs, hands, chest.. and dont knw what they checking. Then went to see the Medical Officer (MO).
First thing he said was "please move to the corner over there." And then.... "please take off your pants and underwear to the knee-level." After looking for 1-2 seconds, he asked me to wear my pants back. Ok.. nothing much to elaborate here.
The last station was the Vocational Assessment, which is a series of 11 modules of testing via computer. It is said to take the longest time.. around 2-3 hours. Went in straightaway as no one was waiting outside :)
Did the 11 modules which comprises of: 1. Patterns for symbols... the triangles, circles, squares confuse me. 2. Number patterns... some numbers dont even seem to have a pattern :X 3. Algebra ... and no calculators?! Calculating quadratic equations with fractional coefficients proved to be the worst hit to me :X 4. Linking related words together... this is damn hard la. Guessing game -.- 5. Physics ... wth I don't take this anymore... 6-8. etc 9/10. Agree/Disagree with a series of leadership questions. 11. Survey
This whole series of test is mind-boggling and is seriously damn difficult... it probably takes a genius like yian to do it and pawn them up down left right center. Haiz.
Left the premises.
And thats about it.
If you are wondering where is the random joke of the post, here it is!
Disclaimer: I got this from somewhere else, I did not think of or create this.
一人做事 一人当 小叮做事 小叮当
Note: If you don't understand Chinese, forget it, a translator would NOT help.
7am wake up in the morning (not singing Rebecca Black's Friday here... but...) and I went to prepare myself.
Set off to pay a visit to CMPB. Went to the canteen to take a drink of soya bean, while my dad ate something (which i could not recall) I then entered the building and presented my completed questionnaire and IC. I was redirected to the area where phototaking occurs.
To my alarm, the guy there says that the fringe shouldn't cover the forehead at all...and we are to comb it... it seems... (beyond the point where words can explain.) Quickly took the photo and left for the next station.
The next station up was urine test. That was faster than I expected... thankfully, I had heed my cousin's advice and not urine before the whole test. Time to put the pee to good use. Took up a small bottle, when into the toilet and .. (shall not elaborate due to the fact that this page should be available to General Viewing.) Did the urine test, showed the person the strip of paper and it was fine.
Went inner for a blood test. The first thing that the person asked me kinda surprised me a little. He asked "Do you play computer games?" Me: "Yes" Him: "What computer games do you play?" Me: "Erm... warcraft 3" Him: "Do you play counter strike?" Me: "Erm.. last time I played it." Him: "Not now anymore?" Me: "Ya." Him: "So you played counter strike 1.6?" Me: "No, condition zero." Him: "Oh, condition zero." --- The rest of the conversation are blood test related.--- Before the injection of the needle, I could see my whole vein already lol. Then he inserted the needle... it was more painful than I expected.. And he drew a syringe of blood.
Then there is this survey asking about their services.... Maybe that is why the guy chated with me LOL - to get imbalanced survey response... haha or maybe he wants to find people to play counter strike with him LOL. I played along and gave the best responses possible.. something I dont really do often..
--- The following tests to come are not in order (because I had forgotten the order...)---
Hearing Test: Went into an enclosed room, headphones on, supposed to raise hand upon hearing the sound... while everybody else outside stares on at you... The worse thing is that you keep raising your hand inside, and everyone seemed as if they are looking at a fool (who keeps raising up his hands...) ...
Eye Test: The staff scanned my spectacles.. and I was to read one line of alphabets as if I'm at the optician lol.. very quick process. Nothing much.
Teeth Test: You sit on a dental-type-of-chair and the "dentist" checks upon your teeth for any decay/missing/normal tooth.. The person infront of me didnt fare too well with some "missing teeth" and abit "decay" As for me, the person keeps saying the same thing "undecay" over and over until the whole check is over. And here we go all over again.
X-ray Test: Take off shirt and lie in front of smth to scan the top part of the body and thats it.
--- I can't remember any more tests except the medical screening at the last part---
Medical screening station requires us to take off the shirt again and our socks and shoes...
Speaking of this... many people did not follow the instructions and they didnt really bother... first of all, the hair was supposed to be neat and clean ... and then you see people with hair that can be used to mop the floor when inverted. Next, they said NO SLIPPERS ARE ALLOWED. Guess what? Next, isnt there supposed to be no camera phones... and I saw one guy playing away with the iphone -.-
Ok, back to the screening. 1st of all, height and weight. Then blood pressure. Then came this PCG thing which I dont know what that is... and is too lazy to google it. They just use alot of clip-like-things to clip your legs, hands, chest.. and dont knw what they checking. Then went to see the Medical Officer (MO).
First thing he said was "please move to the corner over there." And then.... "please take off your pants and underwear to the knee-level." After looking for 1-2 seconds, he asked me to wear my pants back. Ok.. nothing much to elaborate here.
The last station was the Vocational Assessment, which is a series of 11 modules of testing via computer. It is said to take the longest time.. around 2-3 hours. Went in straightaway as no one was waiting outside :)
Did the 11 modules which comprises of: 1. Patterns for symbols... the triangles, circles, squares confuse me. 2. Number patterns... some numbers dont even seem to have a pattern :X 3. Algebra ... and no calculators?! Calculating quadratic equations with fractional coefficients proved to be the worst hit to me :X 4. Linking related words together... this is damn hard la. Guessing game -.- 5. Physics ... wth I don't take this anymore... 6-8. etc 9/10. Agree/Disagree with a series of leadership questions. 11. Survey
This whole series of test is mind-boggling and is seriously damn difficult... it probably takes a genius like yian to do it and pawn them up down left right center. Haiz.
Left the premises.
And thats about it.
If you are wondering where is the random joke of the post, here it is!
Disclaimer: I got this from somewhere else, I did not think of or create this.
一人做事 一人当 小叮做事 小叮当
Note: If you don't understand Chinese, forget it, a translator would NOT help.
kamikorosu @ 12:21 AM
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