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Monday, June 07, 2010

Chapter 129

This time we will do it w/o all the sections because i have some breaking NEWS! To report.

Have you bought the Straits Times of 7 June 2010? Cause there is breaking news there! If u havent, what the hell are u thinking abt? U should go get it NOW!

Some famous guy is mentioned in the papers of the date and u should catch it. It is really a breaking news! You should sit back, lay back on ur confortable chair, grab some snacks/popcorns, sit tight, take a deep breath and await the moment whre i release this breaking news to the whole entire world of Singapore!!!!

I am featured in the papers!?!?!

Don't believe me? Turn to Page B8 of the Straits Times, which is the Home section. Then u will see "Nicholas Lam"!!!!!

If u couldnt manage to get hold of the paper, just too bad. You have missed the world's biggest breaking NEWS! That is sooooooo exciting! How u could miss it?!!?! I'm so disappointed in u. Hmm maybe u should get it by hook or by crook.

Ok just joking LOL. Relax, no offence. Above is for entertainment purposes only.
If you really went to take a look at the papers, u will indeed see "Nicholas Lam"

BUT

There is a back part attached to it which makes me sad..

And that is: "Nicholas Lam, 11, Rosyth School"

!!??!!?!

What the heck?!!? He stole my name, i'm so gonna sue him for that !!!

And after stealing the name, he used it in the papers!!!!!?!?

Ok, end of report for today's breaking news, goodbye!


kamikorosu @ 9:13 PM





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