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Sunday, July 10, 2011

Chapter 264: Fun Pack

Oooooooooooh~

Ok, joking, this isnt about the fun pack song. Its about NLZZ Times!

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My chem teacher went thru the chem answers for mcq. And as I didnt write down the options on my qn paper... i didnt know how much i got...
But that is not the main focus, the main focus is at one of the questions..
There were this option that says "16g Methanol"
And I wrote there "CH2OH"

Obviously, the panic has made me wrote the formula wrongly, it should be "CH3OH" Due to this, I thought that this option was wrong. So I chose the option that says the other 2 options are correct and this is wrong.
And it turned out that my careless mistake became a blessing in disguise :)
The answer was ACTUALLY WRONG AS METHANOL IS NOT A GAS! But I thought it was wrong because of the miscalculated Molecular mass from my above formula LOL.

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During PE lesson, my teacher said that in running, the true enemy is yourself.
So I thought that if we killed ourselves, we would have won cause we're killing the enemy.
Oh, and I lent the teacher my watch, but he didnt give me any bonuses (like giving me extra 30 secs to complete the run..)
Bh was insisting that the teacher let us play basketball during PE.
So the teacher said "You want play 5 on 5 on 5 on 5 ah?"
Bh replied "ya"
The teacher replied "If I'm not a teacher, I would have shown u the finger."
LOL

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My GP teacher was talking about the reasons why longevity could be a blessing, and why it could be a concern.
I have the perfect answer to how longevity could be a blessing!
So as to achieve the Guinness Book of Records for the longest age!

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Do you know that prostate cancer is racist?
Newspaper reports say that Chinese are twice as likely to be affected as compared to others...

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FICTION STORY
A waiter took orders from 2 men at a restaurant.
Both of them ordered steak.
The waiter asked "How well do you want your steak to be cooked?"
The first man replied "medium well"
The second man, wanting to be different, replied "uncooked"

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My friend, wm, accidentally burnt a small portion of the menu at Jack's Place. I told him to raise up his hand and tell the waiter that there is something wrong with his menu and he should demand a replacement of the menu.
Isn't this a great plan to shift the blame out totally? LOL.


kamikorosu @ 10:07 PM





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