Its finally here! The long awaited version of the legendary, uncomparable NLZZ Times! Are u excited! I bet you are. Oh come on, dont lie... you know you want to see it!
Before the excitement begins, i want to say that i really want my rockstar mouse:X
This week quite interesting. But I will not mention everything as there are too many to and memory is failing me. So I will only mention some parts to keep you entertained, i hope.
The NLZZ Times is the best publication on Earth that is better than the Straits Times! But one advice is that you should NEVER depend on NLZZ TIMES for your gp paper.. :X
Lets rock and roll :)
The first funny thing to point out is a question i saw, that is adapted from a group in facebook. (ya, i didnt thought of it) That question is: "The guy who discovered milk....What was he doing with that cow?"
There was also a joke from an AJ student when he was presenting some project thing for chem. This was roughly what he said, "We went to China to look for Sun Tzu, to learn about the war strategies, but later we realise he was dead. So we went to consult his no.1 best seller book." Hmm... maybe it wasnt really that funny, but more of retarded kind of "cold" joke -.- Like he dont know Sun Tzu was dead like that...
Source: AJC
Oh and the maths lecturer was hilarious... he said that he will go out of tune at times and pls do not laugh... its funny when he said that... seriously.. after going out of tune several times... Then he talked about functions.. (yes, we're learning functions currently) He talked about can 2 "inputs" lead to the same "output". Then he said this: "Can 2 inputs lead to the same output? Correct or not? Police will catch or not? Of course, police wont catch you but this is wrong." The audi bursted into laughter.. He thought he was speaking to pri sch kids -.-
Source: Maths
Ok, we'll take a break from jokes for now and go on to talk about some interesting things that happened...
During PW today, birds flew into the class and they shit there -.- My teacher was pissed off.. He was going "The birds come into my PW class to shit?!!?!? "
Another memorable moment to mention: I got a bio tut ques correct and was the only one in class to get it :) The ques was on how many diff polypeptides (sequences) can be formed by 5 diff amino acids? My answer was 3200000 and it was correct! Much to my surprise cause i expected it to be wrong as most ppl answer is 120 -.- I just did 20 to the power of 5. (there is 20 naturally occuring amino acids) Okay, enough of the bragging -.- Orelse, you would press the red cute little cross button at the top right corner of this screen :X
Ok, after much consideration, i decided to just post the jokes by darren and HT though they are already in the tagboard -.- Just giving them some credit for the effort :) I'm a nice guy!
Joke #1: Which profession requires the most make-up? Answer: Credit: Darren Leong
Joke #2: What does army not have? Answer: Credit: Huiting
Its finally here! The long awaited version of the legendary, uncomparable NLZZ Times! Are u excited! I bet you are. Oh come on, dont lie... you know you want to see it!
Before the excitement begins, i want to say that i really want my rockstar mouse:X
This week quite interesting. But I will not mention everything as there are too many to and memory is failing me. So I will only mention some parts to keep you entertained, i hope.
The NLZZ Times is the best publication on Earth that is better than the Straits Times! But one advice is that you should NEVER depend on NLZZ TIMES for your gp paper.. :X
Lets rock and roll :)
The first funny thing to point out is a question i saw, that is adapted from a group in facebook. (ya, i didnt thought of it) That question is: "The guy who discovered milk....What was he doing with that cow?"
There was also a joke from an AJ student when he was presenting some project thing for chem. This was roughly what he said, "We went to China to look for Sun Tzu, to learn about the war strategies, but later we realise he was dead. So we went to consult his no.1 best seller book." Hmm... maybe it wasnt really that funny, but more of retarded kind of "cold" joke -.- Like he dont know Sun Tzu was dead like that...
Source: AJC
Oh and the maths lecturer was hilarious... he said that he will go out of tune at times and pls do not laugh... its funny when he said that... seriously.. after going out of tune several times... Then he talked about functions.. (yes, we're learning functions currently) He talked about can 2 "inputs" lead to the same "output". Then he said this: "Can 2 inputs lead to the same output? Correct or not? Police will catch or not? Of course, police wont catch you but this is wrong." The audi bursted into laughter.. He thought he was speaking to pri sch kids -.-
Source: Maths
Ok, we'll take a break from jokes for now and go on to talk about some interesting things that happened...
During PW today, birds flew into the class and they shit there -.- My teacher was pissed off.. He was going "The birds come into my PW class to shit?!!?!? "
Another memorable moment to mention: I got a bio tut ques correct and was the only one in class to get it :) The ques was on how many diff polypeptides (sequences) can be formed by 5 diff amino acids? My answer was 3200000 and it was correct! Much to my surprise cause i expected it to be wrong as most ppl answer is 120 -.- I just did 20 to the power of 5. (there is 20 naturally occuring amino acids) Okay, enough of the bragging -.- Orelse, you would press the red cute little cross button at the top right corner of this screen :X
Ok, after much consideration, i decided to just post the jokes by darren and HT though they are already in the tagboard -.- Just giving them some credit for the effort :) I'm a nice guy!
Joke #1: Which profession requires the most make-up? Answer: Credit: Darren Leong
Joke #2: What does army not have? Answer: Credit: Huiting
kamikorosu @ 9:33 PM
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